kaylinity69:

Dunno if y'all knew this, but I like yoyos.

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sashaforthewin:

anais-ninja-bitch:

karlton:

old time mob boss

Meow, see

wittysquiddy:

kawaiite-mage:

wittysquiddy:

thunderpibb:

Chicago guys are always like did you really just put ketchup on that hot dog instead of minced garlic, sesame seeds, relish, Polish sausage bits, coleslaw, frosting, pasta sauce, potato wedges, a quarter cup of chocolate chips, grilled sport peppers, celery salt, almond extract, mayo, lettuce, cheese, EXTRA ONION, a shot of malort, whole tomato, mustard, pickle spears, and a little hat from Portillo’s?

East coast effect

Where do you think Chicago is

I’ll be honest this second shot’s got me real fucked

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aflo:

felicitypdf:

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

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Anonymous asked:

Could we get examples of buff fat man??? For science

northerlygale-deactivated202307:

mcdonaldsrussia-deactivated2022:

contributions welcome

Pretty much any power lifter could be a buff fat man. I mean, just look at the competitors from the World’s Strongest Man Competition

They’ve got chubby cheeks, double chins, overhanging guts, arms wider than a small tree and could lift a car with ease. Buff fat men and kings all of them.

nepobabyboomer:

nflstreet:

winonaryder1897:

dankmemeuniversity:

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faggo-tron-prime:

foreskinnty:

thatguythatlikesmgsandarchery:

thrussy:

997:

this is literally su*c*de fuel

Thomas Sanders vibes

Abysmal bussy vibes

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sobayu-deactivated20220413:

vympr:

ALT

they are so brave for those tags too

[ID: A screenshot of a tiktok by user cryptidkaz. There is light pink text with a darker outline that reads: “Like 90% sure the severe lack of reading comprehension and critical thinking in the lgbt community on this app can be linked directly back to y'alls refusal to consume any type of media except children’s cartoons” End ID.]

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